Muffin-making guy. Just a male who makes muffins, nothing special.
"Have you seen that MMG?"
"You what?"
MMG is an about FUCKING UNIT on the football field. At 6’5 245 there’s really nothing you can do about it. Kicking 69 yard field goals like it’s nothing. MMG is also the greatest Madden player in the world. Confirmed when he ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED THE BUM YoBoyPizza.
MMG is my dad