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An general all-round good egg who is often found pumping iron in sheds.
People described as The Machine are known to partake in the practice of putting lemon juice in their hair resulting in 'natural highlights'.
Jimmy: I wonder why that lad goes into the shed every lunch time?
Bob: Because he's The Machine!
Jimmy: Ah, i get ya.
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also a pretty cool place to hang out on a friday night...on the Isle of Man of course
whey hey for the machine...it does rock it does
ummm, sitting down the beach with guitars randomly jamming and singing...then walking back up to the machine for a huge hug involving everyone in that building...now that sums up the machine!
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The result of acquisition of a phenomenon and pressing all the wrong buttons.
See phenomenon for details.
Machines are very useful for conjuring those phenomenon.
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the type of person that destroys everthing in there path includng fences, road signs and young children, often after alcohol or when the command 'FINISH HIM' is yelled
you walk into a road works sign you shout 'FINISH HIM' then the machine beats the sign until it cannot be recognized
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omfg 20k posts? liek that is irl respect, girls and money holy fuck d00d!!!
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Machinations, the juices produced by a woman during sex
Damn, her machinations were flowing and tasted real good.
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