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A person who has far too many issues. One who is overloaded with angst. Derived from the fact that a magazine stand (in the non-slang sense) is a place where one can find many issues (also in the non-slang sense) of various periodicals.
"I had dump my girlfriend. She had way too many issues."
"Issues? She was a magazine stand!"
1950's (etc) "porn" magazine featuring scantily-clad females (about like modern underwear ads!!)
john's mom took away his girly magazines AND his comic books, its' no wonder hes' now a porn executive!!
-took my girly magazine into the 'loo' and set myself off!!
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An Australian magazine for teenage girls, teaches them to believe in themselves, like their self image, love themselves and not to go anorexic like half the super models in other magazines. Also teaches methods of masturbation.
Girl:"Have you read this months 'sealed section' of Girlfriend magazine, shoving barbie dolls is the new thing, it works too".
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A men's magazine targeted at Black men ages 18-35. What the magazine features is beyond me but I know this for a fact: There are more half-naked women in that magazine than in the Holocaust.
Go to any apartment or house inhabited by Black men who thrive off of mainstream rap culture, are wannabe thugs or real scary thugs, misogynist, wannabe rappers or sex addicts...and I bet you, there would be a table piled up with King magazines.
Jermaine: Ay, nigga. I'm finna get that new King magazine featuring Karrine Stephans on the cova'!
Dionte: Word, nigga?
Jermaine: Fuck chea' nigga.
Two hours later...
Jermaine: Ay let's go fuck them light-skinned bitches I met at the Grown&Sexy parties last Saturday. That issue of King made my dick hard, dawg.
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When one goes to the bathroom for a long period of time.
Person 1: I'm gonna go read a magazine.
Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.
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Those people who haven't the imagination to develop a style of their own and so follow whatever their favourite lifestyle magazine tells them to do. See also fashion victims
The party was awful, full of magazine people spouting magazine opinions about consumer tat that no-one wants or needs.
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A magazine mechanic is an expert with JustAnswer.com, Pearl.com or anyone who pontificates officiously and inaccurately with a superficial veneer of knowledge, exposing itself when not quoting ver batim from a Google search.
BillyJr.
httpwww.justanswer.com/hvac/6cvkl-reset-heat-code-ruud-90-plus-furnace.html
BillyJr is such a magazine mechanic he spends an hour telling a customer to locate then bypass each limit,all 3
to see if power is coming back to board , why not jumper the hi limit terminals right next to each other on the circuit board?
he tells them to stick a pin through 2 wires to bypass a circuit, it is asinine!
Another example of a magazine mechanic
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