Also known as big cat. Usually found in a police uniform.
I wonder what the cops are here for, we'd better ask Michael Mahoney!
The act of being fellated while making eye contact with someone who has no idea it’s happening.
I was totally stood at Mahoney’s podium this morning, looking out of the window, the postman had no idea, but we locked eyes… and he smiled.
A nice girl.
The word Zara O Mahoney comes from the urban household defined as a nice girl
typically a short man, whom you're not certain is either giving sly look or just has a persistent squint.
Legend among men, but unfortunately has an anus the size of a dinner plate *
Enjoys a munch on phallic shaped objects, but you'll look past it in hopes he'll come to terms with his selective eating.
"Can't go out for dinner with a Mahoney ever again"
"Ikr too many penises on one plate"
When somebody uses the phrase "Mahoney's Rule" you can say Mahoney's Rule Clapback to defer the other person's statements and avoid any further conversation.
Grace-"Mahoney's Rule you need to say it"
Peter-"Actually Mahoney's Rule Clapback"