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A demon that lerks among discord servers for his next victim-This demon he goes by the name of mailman he’s a so called “menace” he enjoys the misery of others around him.
Og mailman was a menace
Someone who steals an imaginary invite that was never sent in the mail.
"Yah, I went out for pizza last night" - Tim
"Does the mailman like this crust or deep dish?" - Ben
people who have divorced while a mother being pregnant, they achieve a job known as "mailman" because of that part in life and their mission is to only give mails where their child lives, one time eventually the kid will soon get to know that their mailman was their real father.
"your family will die in 5 seconds"
son: im not ready!!! *cries8
mother: dies
uncle: dies
grandma: dies
grandpa: dies
friend: dude the mailman just died.
step dad: *comes home* oo, it was a tough day at work today.
son: wait dad your still alive-
*finds it out*
When your girl is driving and she’s giving you head while your in the passenger seat and you have to hold the wheel and steer the vehicle.
Dude my woman gave me the best mailman last night, we almost went into the ditch when I blasted and I lost grip of the wheel.
A character from the video game comedy web series, Lil T. He is Kirkville’s mailman. He is very easy going and gets along with all the main characters in the series. He’s iconic in the fandom, as he’s the fan favorite of the Lil T series.
Jakob: MAILMAN MURPHY?!?
Mailman Murphy: Sup dawgs!
the reason your mom hasn't come home...
Dad I haven't seen mom in a while...
*sniff* Shes gone
Why?
...The mailman
Gender-mailman is a tumblr user who makes genders for the LGBTQ community either by his own preference or from a request; usually going by the name Adam and being an open person with tons of cool friends because of their cool self!!! (While also being extremely gay for different types of men.)
Gender-mailman: I'm so normal about Ghostface
Friends: (Raises Eyebrow)