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mesmerizing moles of majesty

These are the beautiful moles people have on their neck or chest that inspire others to want to explore their bodies for more.

And then one morning, she was wearing a revealing shirt and he discovered her mesmerizing moles of majesty. He would never be the same. He began to have nightly dreams of giving her the kiss of bliss right where her legs begin so that she was lickled to the point of spouting emotional lotion. Sadly, he said nothing and continued stretching feelings out of fear of rejection or possibly being kissapointed.

by von groovy June 28, 2024


MAJESTY

The most annoying kid and asks you everyday to hangout after school. He has

a British accent. Also a high pitched voice

Majesty: After school?

Diego: Shut the fuck up

by By Zach Efron December 21, 2016


Majesty

A person who is dirty and doesn’t brush their teeth 😔

“she’s so dirty she’s a majesty 😒 “

by Thetoenailmuncher September 18, 2022


Her Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition

In the United Kingdom, it is the official name of the largest political party in parliament that is not in the government. The leader of the party’s title is the Leader of the Opposition and forms a shadow cabinet of ministers that directly criticize the current government on the other side of the isle in the House of Commons.

Have you see the last recent elections??? The Labour Party is constantly Her Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition.

by Ultra G March 9, 2022


Good Morning, Your Majesty

A formal greeting to greet the Queen of the Darling world; this phrase is usually spoken by the Old Man, or occasionally the Leaves Old Man in a song. The tune is recognised throughout the Palace and is one of the most recognisable songs in modern history.

Often, it is spoken not in the morning but rather late at night when the Queen is reading in bed. This may be confusing but most Palace members are used to it.

song
Good Morning, Your Majesty, Da Daaaa...
Da Da Da Da,
Da Da Da Da!

Notation - each note corresponds to one syllable
Every new line is a start of a new bar (4/4 time)
The symbol % is used to signify a crotchet's rest

C
F F % C
E C E %
C C % C
C Bb A %
% C C Bb
F

by magneticpoo September 14, 2024


in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.

Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023


Majesty of Wong

A South African smoll pp boi who lives in a bush under a big tree that looks like a big cock and likes to touch children in his past time

He looks like a Majesty of Wong

by SCUFEDR33 September 7, 2022