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Similar to NNN (No Nut November) but girls aren't allowed to wear make up for the whole month:)
i can't wear make up because its No Make-Up May
1. when a friend buys another friend a beer to make up for a wrongdoing.
2. to make amends with a friend who was insulted, let down, or wronged by buying them a beer.
Paul bought Kevin a make up beer to show that he was sorry for forgetting to invite him to his party last weekend.
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The apologetic text one receives after a fight or argument.
Omg that was the best make-up text I ever had!
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Someone that is ALL about make-up. They, eat, sleep and breathe make-up.
Person #1: OMG that girl's make-up looks SOO good!
Person #2: She looks like a make-up SLUT!
Person #1: Is that a bad thing?
Person #2: Defintely not!
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A dying tradition which is the main reason why many people are getting divorced
Person A: My parents fought and now they're getting a divorce
Person B: Did they have make up sex?
Person A: If they did would I be in this mess
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Women who work the cosmetic counters at department stores and wear far too much make-up than necessary as if trying to advertise every color, shade and base and blush sold all at once.
The make-up goblin's at the Mac counter look like the android females in Robert Palmers rock video "Addicted to Love".
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When a prep girl forgets to put on make-up. With it, they appear to be gorgeous. Without it, it’s a completely different story.
Prep girl: Hi, Mike
*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*
Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!
Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*
Other prep girl: You ugly whore
Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch
*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*
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