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Far out, highly overrated, overpriced and now overcrowded beach town of small houses, telephone lines, traffic jams ruined by LA wannabes, greedy speculators, sleazy New York types and fools from the city who since 1980 paid through the nose thinking they were escaping problems. Considering circa 1960 clean, blond surfers, easy living - 2013 cheesy people pretending they are rich, trashy Hollywood types, and their children pretending they are Rap artists.
You going to Malibu, CA? To do what?
Drive through to Santa Barbara.
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It's where two guys find a freshly dead girl. One guy stands on a high place, and the other guy puts his mouth over the girl's vagina. Once both parties are ready, the guy from the high place jumps down, and all the guts fly into the other guy's mouth/body.
Mom, Jimmy didn't die from a car accident, he engaged in a Malibu hop...I'm scared.
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When you engage in anal sex on a beach.
I took my girlfriend to Ocean City for a Malibu Mudslide last night.
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The only car known to mankind to actually cause it's owner/driver to become LESS cool and more of a pussy every single fucking mile it is driven.
"I thought the dude was OK....."
"Are you fucking kidding me,man? He drives a Chevy Malibu!!"
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When a man is releasing excrement and receiving oral pleasures by a man or a female. The Chevy Malibu is the final moment when you poop and ejaculate at the same time.
"After dinner at a Bill's Burrito Hut with my girlfriend, my girlfriend was horny while i was taking a shit; therefore the Chevy Malibu was preformed"
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An extremely dangerous group of people. They are well known and feared by mailbu residents. They represent there turf like true italian mobsters. The members include Misfit, JiGsAw, Ice-man, and FagArsonalso they rape an pillage anything that they please.
Malibu Crew really needs to kick FagArson out for being gay and not originally resigning from straight outta malibu.
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The act of setting a girls ass hair on fire & then pissing the fire out, then stir ass with cock.
Cheryl was extra kinky. She grabbed the lighter, bent over and screamed for a Malibu Mudslide.
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