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when you are fucking a girl doggy style and you reach up and knock her arms out from under her and BAM, face first into the head board or wall above the bed.
my girlfriend got a black eye and broken nose from the manhattan snowplow i gave her
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"A nickname for a large penis."
This relates to the enormous, digital blue dong seen on Dr. Manhattan in the movie, "Watchmen."
That guy pulled down his pants and he has a Dr. Manhattan.
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A very wealthy town in the South Bay of Los Angeles. Bordered by both Hermosa & Redondo Beaches, Manhattan is known for its beautiful homes, luxury cars, and expensive boutiques. Many Los Angeles businessmen and entertainment bigwigs keep homes here. The three "districts" of the city are as follows:
Sand Section - Noted by its close proximity to the ocean, this neighborhood is primarily identified with the paved concrete path running parallel to the beach called "the Strand". Oceanfront homes here are generally priced from 8-15 million dollars. More "reasonably" priced homes a short walk from the sand on one of the famous walk-streets are priced from 3-6 million. The Sand Section is extremely densely populated and parking is sparse, usually limited to residents, guests, and those willing to feed their life savings into a meter that will inevitably be broken.
Tree Section - The cheapest part of Manhattan Beach. Mainly single family homes with small yards on streets with ample vegetation. Parking is painless here. Some homes are a walkable distance from the beach, though not many. Most of MB's mortal families live here. That is, those with household incomes below $300k/year.
Hill Section - Ritziest part of town, most homes are gigantic with massive yards, pools, spas, and decks made of imported Brazilian wood. Many of the hilltop homes afford spectacular ocean views (these are the costliest), though none of the Hill Section's residents are very close to the beach. Prices range from 4-8 million, with new construction often fetching in excess of 10 million.
Manhattan Beach is LA's nicest suburb, by far!
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A manhattan flapjack starts with a woman laying on a bed. She is completely naked and smoking a cigarette. This bed is in the middle of an empty gymnasium. The door furthest from her opens and a man laying on a stretcher uses canoo oars to push himself in. Stacked on his erect penis are pancakes with the works (ie. Syrup, butter, the works). The woman must at this point yell "TAXI! TAXI!". The man pushes himself toward the bed and at about 20 feet the woman must in one move jump and mount the man on the stretcher. The two must begin to have sex in the pancakes while the stretcher never stops moving around the gym.
Did you hear about Jim? He and his girlfriend did the Manhattan Flapjack. They're gods.
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What ended World War 2. At least, the japanese part of it.
Boom.
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The three some equivalent of an Eiffel Tower consisting of two female participants and one male.
My husband told me that a female and a male were incapable of the act of simultaneously engaging the same female in sexual intercourse and oral sex while the couple high fives above the second female's head/body, known as an Eiffel Tower, arguing that only two males can properly "construct" an Eiffel Tower utilizing their penises as a base for the tower, and the act of a female and male engaging in the same type of high five above a second female is known as Manhattan Bridging.
When you are in the shower and you have to poop. You turn around, poop onto the drain, and then mash it down with your foot.
Me- Dude i was in the shower this morning and the Taco Bell hit me hard!
Friend- So....
Me- I did the Manhattan Mudboot
Friend- Thats horrible man, your wearing my socks!
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