march 9

the hottest boys are born on this day and they are also the most loyal boys.

Girl: woah do you see that guy he’s hot and loyal
Her friend: he must be born on march 9

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march 9

The day where the baddest bitch was born. Angie mothafuckin mondragon

She must have been born March 9th. She’s almost as bad as angie!

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march 9

small dicks unite on this day

jessica: how big is it
Alan: its march 9, todays your lucky day

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march 9

national hug a bitch day

it's march 9, let's go hug that bitch over there.

march 9

the most amazing person is born on this day.(including me)

random:dude, they were born on march 9!
me:damn they must be awesome :0

march 9 2007

baddest girl in the world and everyone loves her

whenever a girl is born on march 9 2007 she’s so hot and everyone wants her

March 9 2022

The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it

Weatherman: Did you know that we haven’t had much snow since march 9 2022?
Bob: yeah you told me 600 times