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Marie is that one girl obsessed with a dead celebrity, who is soooo vsco so hide your scrinchies around her! She always laughs like literally can’t stop. xoxo
Sally: “Damn it’s marie!”
David: “Hide your scrunchies!”
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This is an act performed by two lesbians interlocked like scissors, starting with a slow rubbing till each beef burger is swollen and moist building into a frantic pace.
How do lesbians have sex without fingers? Mary on mary of course!
How long does this last for, surely longer than 3 minutes? It could be for hours......
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A woman with an extremely furry bush, based on the college limerick:
Mary-Mary
cunt quite hairy
how do your pubies grow!
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one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, creative, talented, true punk, psycho, rioting, magic-weilding, sick acting, cute fat cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever. actually.. the only one of her kind.
hey uh... mari. you're pretty.
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The act of falling down the stairs, and landing on your brother's broken violin on your way down.
ayo bro just pushed my sister down the stairs she totally mari-ed
shajqoeidzhan what the fuck
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a girl with a big heart. Sometimes people take her for advantage but don't realize how much it hurts her. She's confident and beautiful inside and out (also very funny). When she's upset its rare that she's sad, mostly mad and that confuses people. she's the type of girl who understands what your going through or at least tries very hard to. She gives great advice and can always be a shoulder to cry on.
Hey Mari..... Can i talk to you about something?
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When you first meet her she seems innocent but she really isn't! She is crazy (In a good way), sweet, funny, kind, and caring. She is usually shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her you will get to witness her craziness! She is an amazing, loyal friend who will never let you down.
Mary is awesome.
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