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a state that needs to except its Southerness. To many Northerners are moving in and taking away the great Dixie pride. If you live right outside of DC, you are not a true Marylander.
Maryland, My Maryland
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A unique state. The weather sucks (hot and humid as a mother in the summer, cold as a bitch in the winter) the blue crabs are severely overrated, Alaskan king crabs and such are better. The city of Baltimore is literally a dump and the people there have the most annoying accent on the face of the Earth (no offense). However, the scenic parts are nice and the suburbs of D.C. are awesome such as Montgomery County. Everything is here there are forests, beaches, and mountains.
D.C. KID: AYO MA DAWG WHERE U BE LURKIN'
Maryland Kid: I'm from Maryland, where we speak English.
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Known as "Maarilin" to those who live there. Maarilin is known for its large body of wuder, the Chesapeake bay. The University of Maryland, home of the terps(short for "terpin", or terrapin)is one of the largest public universities in America.
Maryland may as well be split into thirds and given to other states. Western Maryland, with some of the most affluent counties in the county(Montgomery, Howard) can go to Pennsylvania, there is no difference whatsoever. Northern Maryland(farms) can to West Virginia, i'm sure that all the hicks will get along very nicely. The Eastern Shore and southern Maryland(with all the crabs and home schooled kids) can go to Virginia, but only southern Virginia, seeing as people in northern Virginia are normal.
Maryland is not in the south, but it's not in New England either. Located right on the Mason-Dixon line, Maryland is suffering from a severe identity crisis.
One of the best states in the Union(if you were to take away the Eastern Shore and PG county)
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Maarilin
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: (with great difficulty) Maryland
Person 1: Oh, are you a hick, a redneck, or a rich ass white kid?
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Best state ever! To be a true Marylander you got to at least like crabs little bit. We have Maryland accents and farms are in your neighborhood or are near one unless you live in the city. The city is ghetto and kind of dirty but only a half hour to an hour away depending on where you live. Maryland girls go to the mall a lot and can be found wearing hollister and aeropostale. Most marylanders are republicans. We get all types of weather here. us marylanders are cool people!
Girl 1: I live in Maryland
Girl 2: no way! That's so cool! I wanna live here!
Girl 1: you should. Harford county rocks!
Girl 2: (moves to harford county) this place is awesome!
Girl 1: I know! Let's go to the mall!
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Marlyland, that random state in the east! Commonly mistaken for not existing, Maryland is a bit of everything. I live in MD and have experienced it all. Parts of it like DC and Baltimore are pretty ghetto, with two of the top 5 murder rates in the country. *Damn cough cough* Mongomery County is the golden in all the silver of MD. It’s holds some of the most beautiful suberbs in places like: Potomac, Bethesda, Brookeville, and Olney. These towns are among the richest and most well educated in the country! They are also populated by TONS of lawyers and doctors with preppy rich children who live in houses hey don’t think are huge. Besides Montgomery county you have: Prince George’s, Fredrick, Howard, Carrol, Wochester and more that aren’t that well known. Maryland is pretty out of wack sometimes but it’s the crazy that makes it home :)
Damn Maryland’s a fine place
I wish I live in Maryland that place is TURNT AF!!!
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High crime, high tax hellhole which as someone mentioned is a perfect substitute for New Jersey. Filthy, ugly, drab, rude, classless people. Awful summer weather, lots of rednecks and blue collar crap, dangerous ghettos. For some incomprehensible reason the citizens think the Chesapeake Bay is the greatest natural resource in the country, yeahhhh right. Brown, mucky, mosquito infested bog is more like it.
Annapolis is way overrated, Baltimore is the ugliest city in the U.S. I vow never to set foot in this miserable state again !
Maryland is the worst state in the country.
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