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Being a Maud means being the most unique, optimistic and caring person on earth. Although, a Maud can be very chaotic, when they find the time for you they are the most pleasure and joyest company you can hang out with. Maud’s have a great feeling of responsibility towards solving all the pain, needs and issues of the world (in particular animals). Moreover, being a Maud means you get quite a lot attention and stalkers because your looks are gorgeous like all the worlds beautiness has been centered down to Maud’s heart and Maud’s body and face. Last, Maud’s are so sweet and kind that people with bad intentions may misuse them. However, good people will see their true hearts and will cherish their goodness with all the love they deserve and need.
Wauw that girl was just perfect, she got all you can wish to have and is worth more than gold. She is such a Maud.
When your friend’s grandma gets banged so rough she’s covered in dark bruises and smells like feces
I pulled a dirty Maude on my dads mother
Mentally unstable person with a Jeremy Renner obsession <3
The most incredible person alive. She will open your mind and you will discover new things with her. Guys are really attracted by her. She always makes jokes and you shall never be bored with her. Call her Sara instead of Sara-Maude, she likes it better. Oh, and if you ever want to please her, bring some food with you. She will love you forever!
Look at that hot girl! She’s such has Sara-Maude.
Omg, you’re so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I’m going to die laughing!
The most incredible person alive. She will open your mind and you will discover new things with her. Guys are really attracted by her. She always makes jokes and you shall never be bored with her. Call her Sara instead of Sara-Maude, she likes it better. Oh, and if you ever want to please her, bring some food with you. She will love you forever!
Look at that hot girl! She's such a Sara-Maude.
Omg, you're so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I'm going to die laughing!
To show up uninvited and lurk at a funeral of someone you do not know. In most cases, those that maude do not know anyone attending the funeral either. (A term in reference to the movie 'Harold and Maude.')
- Oh, dude... Pasha was totally mauding at my grandfather's funeral last weekend. It was so fucked up!
- Dude, just because he shared that his grandmother passed isn't a good reason to show up and maude him!
Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.
P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maude Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."