Mayb

The shortened or condensed version of 'maybe' -- perhaps, possibly, a possibility or uncertainty -- usually associated with and implemented in online chatting, texting, posting, blogging, etc...

}}} Much the same as a foreign language or shorthand would be to someone not familiar with it, online language such as this is often hard to decipher and understand for those unaccustomed to the use of it. Commonly thought to be rather irritating to those who prefer to type whole words, sometimes fanatically insisting that everyone should use the correct punctuation as well, and is mistakenly generally associated with a lower intelligence level many times as such may indicate in some situations that a person may not have such a great ability to spell words correctly. Many times it is not due to the inability of the person utilizing this shortened version of words and has nothing to do with their intelligence level. Rather, it is a personal choice to type in this manner and may actually be a sign of higher intelligence as the typer is actually able to understand, decipher, and interpret the shortened versions of words written in this manner. {{{

IM No.1 :: Do u wanna eat dinner out 2night babe?
IM No.2 :: I dunno, dont feel up2it really.
IM No.1 :: Yea, ur tired cause u dont catch nuf Zzz's. Mayb 2morrow?
IM No.2 :: Sure, np.

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maybe

either means yes or no

Guy 1: Are you going out later?
Guy 2: Maybe

Maybe

AKA “manbaby:” A adult male with selfish, “my way or the highway, I’m dying because I have a headache, life has to stop because it’s all about me” tendencies.

Thinks he’s a man, acts like a baby, makes him a “maybe.”
- Judge Kevin Ross (paraphrased)

Maybe

Something a God wouldn't say. Or maybe it would.

God "Maybe it's this"

Man "Maybe it's that"

Which one of these looks wrong to you?

Maybe

A very lazy and annoying word that is used too much, and is used out of reason. It is just a lazy and unprofessional way to say probably or possibly. It is also a way to discourage people who don’t like repetitive words.

Is it possible to donate this to Goodwill?
Me: Possibly or Probably?
Another person: Maybe?
Me: Starting the annoying famous word again!

Maybe

Maybe means yes.

Maybe=yes

Person 1: give a bitch sum head or sum
Person 2:maybe(YES)

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Maybe

Maybe = No
The only place "maybe" means "maybe" is while talking about sex or other sexual activities.

{While meaning no}
(Person)

Hey want to go to the gym?
(Other Person)
Maybe

{While meaning maybe}
(Boy)
Hey I have a Godzilla Gigantor Penis, wanna bang?
(Girl)
Maybe

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