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The best random thing to say or scream out loud.
"MAYONNAISE!!"
The opposite of rekt or shrekt. Mayonnaised is a term that is used to bring everyone together in piece and harmony.
Kid 1: HEY KiD get OveR herE!
Kid 2: Hay is for horses.
Kid 1: * tries to beat up kid 2 *
Kid 2: hey man! you need to be a little more mayonnaised!
kid 1: you're right!
Kid 2: i know lets be best ( Singular ) friend!
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a condiment which everyone under 21 loves. Everybody loves it, except for a very few people, mainly people who are grossly obese, and who can't afford to get any fatter. Explains part of the reason why more kids are getting overweight.
About 95% of youth will eat and like mayonnaise, the other 5%, well, they eat miracle whip, even though miracle whip is essentially mayo based anyway.
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Combination of jelly you spread on the man's cock and semen
Store clerk: Hi, what would you like on your sandwich young man?
Matt:Mayonnaise
Carl: LOL
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a girl who buys a gallon jug of mayo once a week
Jo: "im soooooo full"
other person: "then why are you eating?"
Jo: "because i LOVE mayo!"
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Exclamation: Mayonnaise must always have an exclamation mark after it when said properly.
I like MAYONNAISE!!! (as a car runs over your foot)
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