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a fast food restaurant that everyone on Urban Dictionary is determined to insult, rant about, and define into sand.
"Hey, Joe! C'mere and help me add to the fourteen pages of McDonalds definitions that are all basically the same!"
"Heck yes, Bob! I'm sure our definition will be so original!"
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A place where many Americans love to hang out. Even more than Taco Bell, it is America’s symbol. McDonalds is mainly known for its ice cream machine working twice a year. It’s to the point now that the same high schooler laughs when she says Sorry the ice cream machine isn’t working.
Damn it! McDonalds’s ice cream machine is broken again!
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They video tape it and then sell it to the black market.
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A symbol of US dominance and filth. Demonstrative of the idea that an advanced society can exist and thrive without producing goods and services that relate to or possess quality.
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Where the fatty arbuckles eat to get plumper from the ecoli infested beef.
I ate from fast food resturants, and I got diaherria for the whole winter-spring season.
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Super capitalist corporation that wasnts to kill you and your children with their special burgers of death.
Often uses toys to lure small children into McDonalds, once the children are in, they never leave. (Not literally.)
They still think, for some bizarre and unknown reason, that children still warm to clowns.
RONALD MCDONALD IS NOT NICE, HE WANTS TO CLOG YOUR ATERIES UP AND THEN SUCK YOUR BLOOD!
"I'm filing a lawsuit against McDonalds for making me fat."
No.....
You silly shit, you ate that shite. They never told you to eat it. (Although, they may have subliminal messaging somewhere. Watch out.)
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A place where that clown whore, purple blob shit, cereal mastermind criminal and other dwellfuckers make fatty food.
Kid: Do you have any drinks?
Worker: Yeah, do you want beer, rum, or wine?
Kid: I'm a kid
Worker: Ya, Rum to go.
Worker 2: sure thing.
kid: WHat?
Worker: that'll be 24.99.
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