What the McFuck

When you wait in line for Szechwan sauce at McDonald's for an hour, but then the employees tell you that they sold out at 5 am.

Employee: "I'm sorry ma'am we sold out of Szechwan sauce this morning."
Greg: "WHAT THE MCFUCK??!!"

McFuck job

A person who is less intelligent than a participant in the special Olympics

a person that think they know it all and and knows not what they speak of it a total McFuck job..

Screwed McFucked

A fun way to state that something or someone is severely screwed and/or fucked. Inspired by the name Scrooge McDuck from the 90s cartoon Duck Tales.

- "they only take cash"
- "all i have is plastic"
- "the atm is out of order"
- "shit, we are screwed mcfucked"

Splooge McFuck

The porn adaptation of Scrooge McDuck

"dude wtf is that porn? Is that a guy dressed like Scrooge Mcduck?"
"No bro, that's Splooge McFuck you moron"

mcfuck yourself

what you say when you don't want to take out the Mctrash to the Mcgarbage when you're Mcdrunk.

you can go Mcfuck yourself. nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare!

Twat McFuck

1. A person who answers something really obvious incorrect
2. A Incredibly annoying person
3. A Person (more commonly a man) with an IQ lower than 69

Some kid: Your face is the size of the football field!
Another kid: Shut up you Twat McFuck

McFuck-up

n: When a fast food restaurant employee makes a mistake while taking and/or making your order

v: To perform a McFuck-up

"Dude, that guy mcfucked-up and gave me the wrong sauce."

"Look at this McFuck-up!"