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when a girl eats your asshole and jacks you off then cum on her back.
Sarah wanted it so i gave her the McLovin suprise.
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The most gangster mother fuck in the world. The crazy life of the party
Girl: your party will be lame I’m not going
Guy: Fubar Mclovin is coming
Girl: never mind I am. Is it a plus one
Guy: no why
Girl: cuz fubar will bring 600+ girls and like 3 of his homies
a honorary marine, aka a fake marine, full of shit fake bounty hunter, steroid poppin no dick working loser, a man that just tells bullshit all day long and believes it, can not tell left from right, very bad case of small man disease, wont amount to shit in life, and probably has one blue foot.
i am mclovin!!!
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Jillian: hi daddy mclovin waddya wanna do today
Daddy Mclovin: LETS HAVE SEX
A MADE UP FUCKING FAIRYTALE NAME
guy 1: mmm that guy is such a sexy gangster beast
guy 2: hell yeah he must be a mclovin