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When one gentleman is going down on another, and said gentleman proceeds to insert his thumb, or any other digit(s), into his butthole, in a reverse reach around fashion.
I walked in on Pedro giving Larry a Montreal McMuffin last night.
One english muffin, one sausage patty, one slice of cheddar cheese and one egg over hard, all slammed onto your dick. For when you're in a rush in the morning.
Bitch! I'm late for work, I don't have time to make you dicks benedict, just eat this Dick McMuffin real quick.
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When you stick a Chinese into an American wrapped in a blanket
Dang did you see that ASIAN give that white girl a sausage mcmuffin?
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A male who is fun-sized, cute, funny, nice, sexy, VERY perverted, helpful, and a troll. He would like many girls but only a few that he would really like. He's always down on himself but he doesn't know that he actually has a nice life and many people love him. If you ever needed help in a game, he would help you. He would actually make you pro. He might be fun-sized but he has a lot of fun in him. He is a jerk too but he jokes around. Once you date this guy, if you break his heart his friends would kill your ass
Anita: I love you ivan<3
Ivan McMuffin: I love me too<3
Anita: :(
Ivan McMuffin: -trollface-
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A person who is a true douche.
Hey you know that kid micah, shannon?
Yeah! he's SUCH a Douche McMuffin!
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Code word for sex between two consenting adults who don't want people to know wassup. Coined by miker and lailer.
There's nothing like egg mcmuffins .... after breakfast...
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Someone who is too cool for school. Touches kids as much as Bob Ross touches hearts. Eats as many McMuffins as some fat fella from South Canada. Max is short for Maximus, and McMuffins is short for McMuffinimus.
McDonalds Cashier: "What can I get for you today sir?"
Max McMuffins: "A McMuffin you dumb bitch."
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