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“Can you give me one more day.” Is resembling how you don’t need to just think of the biggest steps mankind has to offer for you, just focus on the small steps, the minute things and just enjoy life. Be you, dont plan absolutely everything out. Go with the flow.
“Im not asking you for a month, a year, a decade, a millennium, or eternity, but can you give me one more day. Can you give me one more day.”
on 16 th january you should give me cuddles .
a: hey give me cuddles
b: why?
a: because it’s “give me cuddles day” yayyy
Yo it’s national dick me down day.
National pay me day is held on the 13th of December, and is only useable by anyone born on this day. no one else. basically, if you were born on lucky number 13/12, your friends ABSOLUTELY MUST give you at least $1. they can give it to u any time, so if it is the day after or the day before your birthday on December 13th, they still ABSOLUTELY MUST pay you the money. so yes, that ABSOLUTELY MUST mean that all of Tay-Tay's friends will be down at least a dollar because they were forced to pay her. thank me later Taylor Swift :)
Person 1: omg its your birthday!!
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*
at the 13/11 a person will be craving for cuddles extremly hard that is me i need clinical help
1: i think X needs a cuddle
2: god please help me out of this mental prison it is cuddle me day
a day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you.
That day is August 2nd
Hey it's fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck?