A cocktail composed of Natural Light and honey.
Hey did you have some of the Dan Mead? Yeah, it was shit, it's just natty light and honey...
Mead Vale. Located in W-s-M, England. Known to be the birthplace of all known and unknown realities of everything to be or not.. Home to only the na na na na na hardest.
Only one King/ Boss may reign over The Vale at any given time usually residing upon the Kingfisher.
Pele - You thinking of going to sort this Mead Vale out!?
Jesus - One deaths enough for me, what say you Allah ??
Allan - Its Allan now! The Boss has enlightened me to a new version of getting stoned.
Pele/ Jesus/ Simmons - Here here!
A very shit school where the teachers are mostly dickheads. The maths department are all bellends and are lonely sacks of shit that do nothing except from eat on your souls and make life miserable. Almost every child is a pak... Indian and if not you are very lucky and rare.
Person 1 “What school do you go to?”
Person 2 “Rushey Mead”
Person 1 “All my prayers go out to you”
Niggers & crackers that commit crimes in Meadville Pennsylvania.
10 Mead-villains were arrested for stealing fried chicken & Grape soda at Walmart.
The local Isle of Wight Myth/Legend that only comes out at full moons for the sesh
Fuckin' Hell its Ratt Mead
1. Buzzkill
Jim: Matt you want to go get some good puss??
Matt Mead: Nah yo, lets play xbox
Jim: You are the definition of buzzkill