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meef

a menstrual queef.

I hate when my girl meefs on me. It's just uncalled for.

by itswhatsfordinner July 2, 2009

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meef

To refer to smoking either weed or a cig

Lets go meef at Stevens house.

by Liane 742 April 2, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


meef

" A man who meefs is like a woman who queefs",....

A Queef is a term used to describe a vaginal fart, or "vart" as some like to say. Usually a queef happens during sex when a man is penetrating a woman who has too much air that comes rushing out with each thrust.

Similarly, a meef is a gay man's fart during anal sex where too much air comes out because they are either loose or too gassy as the anal sex happens. Man + Queef = "Meef" It usually smells worse than a queef but the action is very similar.

Troy and Dan were having sex last night and Troy kept meefing the whole time Dan was fucking him!

by Funner Bunny December 9, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


meef

A collaborative term for Manufactured Beef. Meef is commonly served in school cafeterias and fast food restaurants. You are lucky if there is actually any real beef in your meef. The additives which make up the main bulk of ones meef are usually animal parts such as ears, tongues, feet etc. It is advisable to not think of the possible contents of your meef whilst consuming.

Kev(pickin wee white bits out of his burger): This fuckin burger stinks. Swear to God hi, there's wee fuckin hard bits and all in it. Fuckin stinkin..

Sherm: Aaaaaahhh! You got a meefburger. Manufactured beef hi. See all them wee bits you're pickin at, thats the eyes and probably a bit a hoof. Take your oil kev.

by IONEGIAFUCK! September 24, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


meef

Meef is my nickname AND my Xbox Live Gamertag.

everybody calls me Meef, don't ask why cos it takes too long to explain!

Noob: holy crap Meef just kicked my ass on halo 2
Noob2: I know, well Meef is a much higher rank than us Noobs at rank 3!!!!

by meef April 15, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 97๐Ÿ‘Ž


meef

The sound made by a domestic shorthair cat, particularly one named Kira. Commonly thought to be meow, but that is only to the untrained ear. Thought to be the feline attempt to pronounce English words.

"Meef."

"What's that? You need fresh water?"

"Meef."

"Food, then?"

"MEEEEEEEEF."

"Oh, the litter's dirty. I'll have the teenager clean that up for you."

"Meef."

"You're welcome."

by Egon Spengler March 17, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


meef

A name for a well known Red Faction player, (ร‰) Meef =BF=, he always says "I am Meef"

Guy: Hey Meef
Meef: Hey
Meef: I Am Meef
Guy: I Know
Meef: Sorry, Meefs english not perfect...

by OxYgeN April 16, 2005

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