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A girl with the name Melissa that is a beast at everything. A very pretty, feminine girl who is beastly and can beat anybody up if they mess with her.
guy A:Dude! Did you see Melissa tackle Courtney?
guy B:Yeah dude! it was awesome!
guys A+B:Melissaness, wanna go grab a bite to eat with us? You can bring Courtney if she can get up.
Source: Babator, Louisiana
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A Melissa is a girl that hides her pain behind a smile everyday. She is very shy at first but once you get to know her, she is an amazing, crazy girl. She is loyal to everyone and trusts very easily. You will get lost into her eyes every time. She loves sports but is very girly at the same time. She falls for the wrong guys.
Friend 1: Melissa is so loyal!
Friend 2: I know! She's so loyal!
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A mother, a care giver, someone who is always there for you when you need her to be.
Her best trait is her loyalty to others. Sure, she has a lot of other great treats. But, when it comes to loyalty, she takes the cake.
People may talk smack about her, but that is because they don't know her. She is determined, strong, and caring.
Her biggest flaw is her Paranoia. But, that is because she doesn't know how good of a person she is.
Melissa: Are you cheating on me?!
Husband: Hon, that's a picture of our children.
Melissa: DON'T YOU STAND THERE AND LIE TO ME! Where you having a god damn orgy in the house?
Husband: That's a freaken birthday party!
Melissa: I'm sorry. I love you.
Husband: Oh, Melissa. . .
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A Melissa is the sweetest girl you will EVER meet. She smells soooo good. And her skin in incredible soft... BEST KISSER EVER!!!!
Andrew- Hey I kissed Melissa last night
Matt- Damn did you! haha That's my boy! How was it?
Andrew- She is the best kisser ahh im so into her!
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A kind loving person, who is very shy around people she does not know well. But if she nows you well will make you laugh at her very stubborn way of thinking. She is Highly intellegent, very funny, kind to others except her brother. But will always do the best for anyone that she meets.
Little brother falls into pool and almost drowns...Melissa dives in after him and rescues him.
An animal is wounded...Melissa does her best to save the animal.
Friends talk bad about other friends behind each others back...Melissa will not join.
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a best friend you wont wanna lose , who makes a bunch of guys melt , any boy she talks to they fall in love with her , a great amazing girlfriend , when Melissa gets drunk shes real funny , someone you'd have sleep over , someone who is lovable , some one whose most likely popular , someone who has an amazing body , someone whose beautiful but doesn't think so her self , someone you can have a phone call with until you fall asleep , someone you can text for days , someone who makes mistakes , Melissa is a great person you'll regret not meeting her or talking to her who gets their feelings hurt a lot , someone you can write pages about .
Is that your girlfriend
yeah
lucky
yeah she's Melissa i love her with all my heart
oh i wish i had a fine girl like her
yes , thank god i have her
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The awesomest girl. Very good at black ops. Very epix. Loves turtles and tacos.....
Hey sexy, you must be a melissa.
Omg she's good at black ops, she must be a sexy Melissa.
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