Merle's Law states that if one is too blown, one must smoke more in order to come down.
Legend: Guys I am too blown right now guys I don't know what to do.
Carlos: Use Merle's Law
Merle: I agree
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This is a distinguished institution with honorable ladies (who DONT give BUN)
Which is well known for sadamistry (battymanism/lesbianism) as well as former chopper principal(Dr Fullerton).
This school hold a unbreakable title for some of the thickest girls ever known to man.
Many time this prestigious institution fall victim to the atrocious creatures of Calabar High School.
(boy 1 )Hey bro look over there at that eloquent lady sitting down waiting for her bus which number I want.
(boy 2)I can already tell that she goes to Merl Grove High School
to the boys prediction they were correct but unfortunately they were declined due to the fact she was a sadamite ๐
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Capital of sadamitism
99.9% of Merl Grove High School girls pratice sadamitism.
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Merl is a jack of all trades, but is never a master of one. He is also shy but extroverted, and is very attractive but never has the balls to talk to anyone.
Merl is always the last pick in anything he does but puts in exceptional work. Merl is never comfortable with himself so is always changing to fit his surroundings.
People refer to him as a chill guy
Omg merl, you are really chill!
Merl, I wish I was your friend!
The chad who wanks all the girls, is the best youtuber,and loves jaffa cakes.
A Fortnite streamer who lives in Newcastle and whose girlfriend is taller than him.
Look at Merl, he's such a radgie doylem.
just the perfect woman. Gorgeous, highly intelligent, caring, bubbly, and honest. If you have a friend by your side who bears this name, you really have the main prize. Don't screw it up! Merle Annelie is the crush of all men (and woman) and one of the most interesting conversationalists you will ever have.
Michael: "Merle Annelie is really one of the most interesting and complex people I have ever met!"