Merv

A merv is when you are banging a girl from behind and when you cum you pull out a dead rat from under the pillow and slap her with it and yell " you rat bastard!"

I found a dead rat on the road so I took it home and his it under the pillow. Later I was banging my girl merv style and as I blew my load I pulled out the rat and slapped her in the back of the head and yelled " you rat bastard!"

Merve

an annoying bitch who is a kiss-up to her girlfriend. She gets upset when u make fun of her but when she does u have to let it slide, she also has a foot fetish and can barely admit when shes wrong. She takes things too seriously and never knows when to shut up. She overuses the f slur a lot. She has favorites and has lots of dead ends.

i dont know how someone like Merve could get a girlfriend when she acts like that.''

''I know!''

Merve

There is no definition about my name

İts dont used about humans name: Merve is so beautiful girl

Merve

stupid ass hoe (totally not because of this one merve I know)
(not directed to any other merves)

*merve sitting down*
Guy 1: Ew girl yo breath stanks stay away hoe
Guy 2: Fr fr