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when a male, for some strange reason, looks at himself and thinks "maybe if i dress gay, ill get chicks"?. then the person goes to slutty teeny bopper shops and buys small pink singlets or shirts, which reveal his gay nipples, so that other "non gay" men that dress dumb get aroused of this appearance. soon after this they venture down to another stupid shop and purchase tight pants for ridiculous reasons. after they have all tryd on clothes infront of eachother, wondering if they look good or not, they go buy hair product to style there hair the same.
metros are a disgrace to fashion and mankind. why dress metro if your gonna get paid out
ya kooks!!!!!
wow, what a metro fag, hes a kookasaraus
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Wank club which smells of pee, where the bouncers are dumb and the prices are high.
Don't go there, you'll come out smelling of all types of shit and sweating your bollocks off.
Wanna come to metros tonight?
Fuck off, I'd rather die.
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The greatest band of all time featuring Mark Davis, Kyle Michael, and David Humeniuk
--Did you see the Metro show last night?
--Yeah, it was awesome, they are the greatest band of all time.
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Utilizing public transit as a means of transportation.
Why don't you metro over to Downtown for lunch rather than drive?
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a guy who acts gay but has straight sexuality. you know, wears make up, talks to us girls, paints nails, cares about clean-ness, etc.
-that girl is dating a metro and now we think she's a les.
-metros confuzzle me
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Belfast city's 'new' bus service (at time of write)
nothing new, all they did was fuck up bus numbers, paint the buses pink and call it after a stright gay guy.
Most bus drivers are still cunts
'should we get the 103?'
'no, its 10C now.. no... wait... 10D.. SHIT'
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