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The most handsomest person in the entire world. He owns 7 buggatis and each of his 13 pitbulls has its own mini mansion doghouse with a working jacuzzi and liscenced massage therapist. He makes 5.2 billion dollars a month and he has a very big house. He is a very sensative and sweet and cool and amazing and cool. Every woman within a 3 mile radius wants to be his girlfriend. He also founded microsoft.
Lowly peasant:gee whiz, I sure wish I could be as cool as michael
Also another lowly plebian: I know right? my girlfriend broke up with me 3 times becasue michael is just the most handsome person in the world. he is so handsome and amazing that even i want to be his girlfiren, and I am a straight male. michael ur so cool
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A sexy ass nigga with a monster cock he can pull any emo chick
Damn look at Michaels master penis
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When you meet a Michael,your life is gonna change in the best possible way,Michael is so caring and sweet and knows how to make your heart melt in a way that no one else can.
He has the nicest smile in the world which will make your heart beat so fast
When you look deep in his eyes,it will make you feel warm inside, whenever you talk with him you'll smile all the time for no reason!
And When he is not around,you might even find breathing so difficult and You are gonna miss him a lot,And you will find out that missing Michael is one of the hardest thing you will ever have to do in your life.
Michael in his blue looks even more handsome!
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To describe something as brilliant or epic!!!
Wow that is such a Michaelism moment
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Usually an energetic, fun guy who looks for love in few people. Michael is loved easily and is willing to hear you out. His trust is most important in a relationship and is easily gained. Most often laid back and goes with the flow. Always knows how to keep a girlfriend happy <3
Her boyfriend Michael brought her the most beautiful flowers!
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Michael, oh Michael! If ever there was a creation grand enough to make God himself look down upon in envy it is Michael. What can be said about Michael that hasn’t already been said about Gandhi, Hitler and John Holmes! The man is a fucking legend in all rights! Hide your daughters hide your mothers and plug your assholes because when there is a Michael afoot you can bet your sweet ass something’s getting filled with prime brine and sweet servings.
Is that Michael? Jesus Christ I think I just sprung a leak in my pantaloons.
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Michael is the most sexy person you will ever meet. He is the perfect guy. Understanding, absolutely jacked, kind, funny, and loves memes. When you ladies encounter a michael, you are immediately attracted to his erotic physique.
Look at Michael, that sexy fucker
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