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Every other dude you meet
There's like 12,390,658 Michaels born a second.
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An amazing, handsome, and sweet guy who you will immediately fall in love with
"I love you so much Michael"
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This boy is daddy and should be treated as a god. Any girl that sees Michael will want him, and any guy that sees him will want to be him. Michael is, and always will be, dad material.
"She doesn't like me. Guess I'm not a Michael."
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Michael is a very good looking boy. He has a humongous dick i know because i sucked it before it taste like strawberrys. I even got pregnant with his baby at 14. Oops my parents are gonna kill me.
Michael Very attractive
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The most handsomest person in the entire world. He owns 7 buggatis and each of his 13 pitbulls has its own mini mansion doghouse with a working jacuzzi and liscenced massage therapist. He makes 5.2 billion dollars a month and he has a very big house. He is a very sensative and sweet and cool and amazing and cool. Every woman within a 3 mile radius wants to be his girlfriend. He also founded microsoft.
Lowly peasant:gee whiz, I sure wish I could be as cool as michael
Also another lowly plebian: I know right? my girlfriend broke up with me 3 times becasue michael is just the most handsome person in the world. he is so handsome and amazing that even i want to be his girlfiren, and I am a straight male. michael ur so cool
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A sexy ass nigga with a monster cock he can pull any emo chick
Damn look at Michaels master penis
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When you meet a Michael,your life is gonna change in the best possible way,Michael is so caring and sweet and knows how to make your heart melt in a way that no one else can.
He has the nicest smile in the world which will make your heart beat so fast
When you look deep in his eyes,it will make you feel warm inside, whenever you talk with him you'll smile all the time for no reason!
And When he is not around,you might even find breathing so difficult and You are gonna miss him a lot,And you will find out that missing Michael is one of the hardest thing you will ever have to do in your life.
Michael in his blue looks even more handsome!
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