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Mom of Kate Middleton or now styled (Catherine) Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis,Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus.
Carole created the really successful Party Pieces with her ever wuss of a husband Mike Middleton. After Party Piece she and her husband were able to send their family into the fancy world of the upper crust which led to Kate meeting her prince and marrying him. People note that Carole was the mastermind behind Kate meeting the Prince.
Also mum to Pippa and James (questionable sexuality)
Is Your Mum being a stagemum.. Duh.she is just being a Carole Middleton
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Celebratory term used when the one and only "Ruth Middleton" is present. Those from the "757" get more excited than others when using it.
Person 1: Was that Ruth Middleton?
Person 2: Yea, I think it was.
Person 1: CAN I GETTA RUTH MIDDLETON?!?
Ruth Middleton: Whoop Whoop!
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A proud yam yam with a 11 inch dick who is the biggest stud in the Black Country and also a leading member of West Brom hooligan group section 5 and has a strong hatred to any wolves fan villa fan or any American.
Don’t fuckin mess with Mitch Middleton he’s the toughest man in the black county mate.
Usually an un-circumsised, homosexual who likes to get shagged knee deep by a black prince. Middleton refers to the middle of two cocks; aka eiffel tower of two black princes
The black man shagged middleton
Middleton is the name of a person that is naive, easily controlled and switches character every time they are with someone else, this could be when they hang out with their girlfriend or boyfriend compared to how they act with you.
OMG! Look it’s Joseph Middleton.
This is the dream holiday for the gypsy kings,and if you have an electric scooter please marry me,ps my gas has just rang out I need penny’s I will sell all of my belongings single bag of Avon, Steven my personal bodyguard has just nacked someone at kasa shops for giving his wife fishy fingers, this place is the definition of poverty
a town in wisconsin that sucks the life out of you. You get high or walk around aimlessly and go to walmart for fun. Full of Karens and highschoolers. The downtown is nice though but a bit expensive and small.
I cant wait to move out of middleton