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A blue collar individual from the American Midwest that consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.
Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.
A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.
Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Allison’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box
A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.
Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Janae’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box
When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.
I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm
An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.
I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.
An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.
This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.
Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”
First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.
You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.