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A real man. All them ladies are jealous of any woman dating a Mike. His hair parts like a beautiful waterfall. His eyes look like the ocean. His lips are warm and he kisses reaaalll good. He is the perfect boyfriend and any girl dating him will have very few female friends, because they're all jealous whores. Mike is fearless and will buy tampons for his woman. He is also very inappropriate in public places. I loooooove me some Mike.
What is that God-like figure hovering over my bed? Ohh, it's just Mike.
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The cutest, most gorgeous guy you'll ever meet. He's amazing, a little shy at times, but really funny! Colorblind, but he's still the coolest kid ever. Mike is adorable, sweet and I love him!
Mike: Hey, you in the purple shirt!
Girl: My shirts pink..
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Mike ; synonym’s : “perfection” “godlike” “sexy” “ridiculously good in bed”
Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a mike.
If I say more.. I might get wet. We’ll keep it nice and short.
I love mike so much, it makes me crazy
Last night was incredible .. i slept with mike.
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Someone that consumes a large quantity of alcohol and then proceeds to remove all their clothing, but shoes, to go for a swim. Thereafter, goes for a 60 minute search of their accommodation, only 30metres away, and in the process becomes a neighbour botherer.
Anton got Miked after a few big daddys at Hooters.
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A term in common usage by the military for minutes. Comes from the phonetic alphabet where "M" is "Mike"
"Roger, I'll be with you in two mikes."
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A wonderful, charming, gorgeous, adorable, cute, happy boy who attracts all the older women. He acts like he doesn't like it, but on the inside it's totally obvious. Mike is athletic, social, and fun to be around. He is currently single. I repeat, CURRENTLY SINGLE.
"Woah man, who's that kid who just passed by?"
"I dont know, he must be that Mike kid, but I think I'm gay."
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