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A 3-member club of fat kids in Tallahassee who work part time at local fast food franchises. They meet monthly in their parent's basements to discuss video games news and little known Dungeon's & Dragons facts. After said meeting they dress in camouflage and assist the Boy Scouts of America in walking the sidewalks and picking up litter.
I thought I wanted to be in the Republic of Florida Militia, but I really just wanted to impregnate a fat chick with blue hair.
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An awesome band that writes a wide variety of music. Their most famous song would most likely be "Duct-Tape Rage", it is also their first song. They are a small band from Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Guy 1: Duuuuuude, that cocncert rocked, who was that awesome band that played at the beginning?
Guy 2: Duct-Tape Militia, man, everyone in Ace Deuce knows them
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A group of communist freedom fighters in Conneaut, Ohio. Their goal is to rid the town of nazis and sieze the means of production.
Hey look it's the Conneaut Communist Militia, they are beating nazis with shovels.
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Group of guys from Olin and Statesville, North Carolina, who all attended North Iredell High School and now hang out all the time.
KC Daniel Caleb Artie Aaron Josh and Bill are in the North Iredell Militia
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They were a group of the most extreme metal heads (a.k.a. "The Old Bridge Metal Militia") who lived in the town Old Bridge, New Jersey. They would let bands who were touring the area, stay at their houses when they were in town for a gig. Bands like Slayer, Metallica, Motorhead to name a few. They would get these bands to play at parties in their basements.
The Old Bridge Metal Militia were even immortalized in song. The Megaforce compilation Born to Metalize has a track called "One Night in Old Bridge," while Blessed Death had a song called "Knights of Old Bridge."
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Transitive verb infinitive: to shoot someone out of selfish anger resulting from perceived racial or political oppression combined with an over-availability of firearms. Shooter is often far-right politically and usually has an undersized penis. Lifted-pickup-truck ownership and MAGA hats/stickers are often correlated.
Past tense: "That redneck well-regulated-militia'd the shit of those Mexicans."
The old man had had enough and decided he would well-regulated-militia those pesky black kids who threw snowballs at his car.
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Plural term for a group of ammosexuals
Those bundy militia vigorously stroked their AR-15s until they went off.