Milk

huh, its taking dad along time to get the milk. i hope hes ok

My dad went to go get some milk, its been 19 years. i miss him

Milk

Its what dad likes to get

dad got milk last night but never came back

Milk

A white liquid drink that you're dad still hasn't came home with.

My dad's at the store getting milk. He'll be back by 2060.

Milk

Rids potion effects such as jump boost or potion of harming.

You drank milk in Minecraft

Milk

typically used as "that's milk" or "that's so milk" or "how milk is that?" or "you're milk"

can be used in a positive or negative context, similar to "sick"

can be used in conjunction with "man" to call someone a "milkman", which follows the same rules as "milk"

negative:

A: oh no I just stepped in dog shit!!
B: oh thats milk!

or

A: yeah I like to put capers and peanut butter on my tacos

B: you're fucking milk, man what the hell

positive:

A: I just got accepted for that fellowship!!
B: woah!!! that's so milk I'm so proud of you!

A: *does a cool skateboard trick*

B: yooo that was fucking milk dawg

Milk

The reason your childhood was bad

my dad left for milk

Milk

When something is awkward or lame.

*Girl gets up and does awkward impression of someone, and she is not funny.
"Man, that was so milk"