The best game ever made. If that little fucker Jermeysays otherwise, fuck his mom.
You: Hey Jermey, want to play Minecraft later?
Jermey: No, fuck you bitch I play Fortnite
Jermeyβs mom: mmmmm yes HARDER DADDY PLEASE MMMMM AHH YESSSSS
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A game your girlfriend doesn't want to know about.
She will leave you if you say:
You: Guess what
Her: What?
You: In minecraft, I finally have a stack of diamonds
Her: *runing*
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An epic gamer that plays Minecraft.
βThat epic Minecrafter over there is epic!β
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It's a game about placing and breaking blocks to build anything you can imagine.
There are currently 2 game modes (one in development):
-SURVIVAL Beta: This version of the game involves having to survive in a randomly generated world. However at night, monsters come out, be sure to build a shelter before that happens.
-CLASSIC: In this version, which is free, you get infinite of every block, everything is about building.
Jack: Hey, what are you playing?
John: Minecraft.
Jack: Those graphics are terrible. Oh! What's that green penis thing over there?
John: OH SHIT!
Game: SSSSSS BOOM!
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The best Video Game ever created. Created by Notch, you can build, explore, and kill.. things. You can also play on servers/multiplayer and do PVP and other minigames.
Person 1: Hey, buddy. Wanna play FoRTnITe?
Person 2: no Josh Iβm playing Minecraft
Person 1: whatβs a Minecraft?
Person 2: d o. Y o u. L i v e. U n d e r. A. R o c k?
Person 1: yes.
Person 2: o k. Please, donβt play Fortnite. Minecraft is better.
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Minecraft is a sandbox video game created and designed by Swedish game designer Markus "Notch" Persson, and later fully developed and published by Mojang. Wikipedia
Initial release date: May 17, 2009
Platforms: PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita, Wii U, Nintendo Switch, Android, PlayStation 3, Xbox One, MORE
Did you know: "Minecraft" is the best-selling PC game (26 million copies sold). wikipedia.org
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