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Minecraft

The best game ever made. If that little fucker Jermeysays otherwise, fuck his mom.

You: Hey Jermey, want to play Minecraft later?

Jermey: No, fuck you bitch I play Fortnite
Jermey’s mom: mmmmm yes HARDER DADDY PLEASE MMMMM AHH YESSSSS

by Hey Bryce what do April 8, 2019

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

Cure for all sex

OMG Minecraft cured my sex

by LolCringe October 21, 2019

29πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Minecrafter

An epic gamer that plays Minecraft.

β€œThat epic Minecrafter over there is epic!”

by chconly July 12, 2019

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

A game your girlfriend doesn't want to know about.
She will leave you if you say:

You: Guess what
Her: What?
You: In minecraft, I finally have a stack of diamonds
Her: *runing*

by word.org October 14, 2020

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

It's a game about placing and breaking blocks to build anything you can imagine.

There are currently 2 game modes (one in development):
-SURVIVAL Beta: This version of the game involves having to survive in a randomly generated world. However at night, monsters come out, be sure to build a shelter before that happens.

-CLASSIC: In this version, which is free, you get infinite of every block, everything is about building.

Jack: Hey, what are you playing?
John: Minecraft.
Jack: Those graphics are terrible. Oh! What's that green penis thing over there?
John: OH SHIT!
Game: SSSSSS BOOM!

by aetherX July 5, 2011

123πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

The best Video Game ever created. Created by Notch, you can build, explore, and kill.. things. You can also play on servers/multiplayer and do PVP and other minigames.

Person 1: Hey, buddy. Wanna play FoRTnITe?
Person 2: no Josh I’m playing Minecraft
Person 1: what’s a Minecraft?
Person 2: d o. Y o u. L i v e. U n d e r. A. R o c k?
Person 1: yes.

Person 2: o k. Please, don’t play Fortnite. Minecraft is better.

by GetSpaghettiedOn. September 24, 2019

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

Minecraft is a sandbox video game created and designed by Swedish game designer Markus "Notch" Persson, and later fully developed and published by Mojang. Wikipedia
Initial release date: May 17, 2009
Platforms: PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita, Wii U, Nintendo Switch, Android, PlayStation 3, Xbox One, MORE
Did you know: "Minecraft" is the best-selling PC game (26 million copies sold). wikipedia.org

"I Love Playing Minecraft!"

by Idekwia September 26, 2017

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