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Minecraft

Minecraft is a game originally created in 2009 (but it's "full version" was released in 2011).

It is a game about building, destroying, mining, cold blooded murder and even more building!

You only need to play once to become addicted....and once you are....you'll never see the daylight again.... It's sort of like a legal alternative to crack.

EXAMPLE 1: Asking your pal to go to the bar with you (featuring JackSepticEye)

Jack: Top 'o' the mornin' to ya laddies my name is JackSepticEye and welcome back to Minecraft!

Jeff: Hey Jack, wanna go to the pub and get drunk?

Jack: FUCK OFF I'M PLAYING MINECRA- OH SHIT A CREEPER!

EXAMPLE 2: Horribly Failed Science Experiment (Featuring Dan and Trayaurus from the Diamond Minecart)

Dan: What have you done here Trayaurus?!

Dr Trayaurus: Hmm.

Dan: You've possibly broken the entirety of minecra- Oh my goodness. ALL OF THE BLOCKS ARE GONE!

by DerpzGames October 21, 2015

25πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

A game where you can build anything with bricks
There are also different modes:
-Survival: A game where you have to dodge and kill numberious monsters
-Indev: Here you have to gain recrouces to build a fort, weapons and food (only avaialble if you buy the game)
-Free mode: build freely whatever you want with unlimited recources

You can also play online with it with user created servers
but in here you find tons of griefers if you dont protect your creations right

Creative builder: hey wtf what happened to my minecraft structure
Griefer: pwnd ya
Griefer has been banned.
Op: pwnd ya harder

by Spoon3r91 April 16, 2010

1464πŸ‘ 724πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

The best game ever made. If that little fucker Jermeysays otherwise, fuck his mom.

You: Hey Jermey, want to play Minecraft later?

Jermey: No, fuck you bitch I play Fortnite
Jermey’s mom: mmmmm yes HARDER DADDY PLEASE MMMMM AHH YESSSSS

by Hey Bryce what do April 8, 2019

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

Cure for all sex

OMG Minecraft cured my sex

by LolCringe October 21, 2019

29πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

A game your girlfriend doesn't want to know about.
She will leave you if you say:

You: Guess what
Her: What?
You: In minecraft, I finally have a stack of diamonds
Her: *runing*

by word.org October 14, 2020

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Minecrafter

An epic gamer that plays Minecraft.

β€œThat epic Minecrafter over there is epic!”

by chconly July 12, 2019

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

It's a game about placing and breaking blocks to build anything you can imagine.

There are currently 2 game modes (one in development):
-SURVIVAL Beta: This version of the game involves having to survive in a randomly generated world. However at night, monsters come out, be sure to build a shelter before that happens.

-CLASSIC: In this version, which is free, you get infinite of every block, everything is about building.

Jack: Hey, what are you playing?
John: Minecraft.
Jack: Those graphics are terrible. Oh! What's that green penis thing over there?
John: OH SHIT!
Game: SSSSSS BOOM!

by aetherX July 5, 2011

123πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž