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Minecraft is a game originally created in 2009 (but it's "full version" was released in 2011).
It is a game about building, destroying, mining, cold blooded murder and even more building!
You only need to play once to become addicted....and once you are....you'll never see the daylight again.... It's sort of like a legal alternative to crack.
EXAMPLE 1: Asking your pal to go to the bar with you (featuring JackSepticEye)
Jack: Top 'o' the mornin' to ya laddies my name is JackSepticEye and welcome back to Minecraft!
Jeff: Hey Jack, wanna go to the pub and get drunk?
Jack: FUCK OFF I'M PLAYING MINECRA- OH SHIT A CREEPER!
EXAMPLE 2: Horribly Failed Science Experiment (Featuring Dan and Trayaurus from the Diamond Minecart)
Dan: What have you done here Trayaurus?!
Dr Trayaurus: Hmm.
Dan: You've possibly broken the entirety of minecra- Oh my goodness. ALL OF THE BLOCKS ARE GONE!
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A game where you can build anything with bricks
There are also different modes:
-Survival: A game where you have to dodge and kill numberious monsters
-Indev: Here you have to gain recrouces to build a fort, weapons and food (only avaialble if you buy the game)
-Free mode: build freely whatever you want with unlimited recources
You can also play online with it with user created servers
but in here you find tons of griefers if you dont protect your creations right
Creative builder: hey wtf what happened to my minecraft structure
Griefer: pwnd ya
Griefer has been banned.
Op: pwnd ya harder
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The best game ever made. If that little fucker Jermeysays otherwise, fuck his mom.
You: Hey Jermey, want to play Minecraft later?
Jermey: No, fuck you bitch I play Fortnite
Jermey’s mom: mmmmm yes HARDER DADDY PLEASE MMMMM AHH YESSSSS
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A game your girlfriend doesn't want to know about.
She will leave you if you say:
You: Guess what
Her: What?
You: In minecraft, I finally have a stack of diamonds
Her: *runing*
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An epic gamer that plays Minecraft.
“That epic Minecrafter over there is epic!”
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It's a game about placing and breaking blocks to build anything you can imagine.
There are currently 2 game modes (one in development):
-SURVIVAL Beta: This version of the game involves having to survive in a randomly generated world. However at night, monsters come out, be sure to build a shelter before that happens.
-CLASSIC: In this version, which is free, you get infinite of every block, everything is about building.
Jack: Hey, what are you playing?
John: Minecraft.
Jack: Those graphics are terrible. Oh! What's that green penis thing over there?
John: OH SHIT!
Game: SSSSSS BOOM!
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