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A man who barely speaks and has ninja characteristics that feels no pain, and only has one weakness.. his nipples.
Also does any crazy shit he is told to do.
Jam: can i pinch your nipples?
Ming:no
Jam: can i light you on fire?
Ming: yep
Jam: ming whered you get that slurpee?
Ming: found it
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the minge is the fur around the vagina, often it is thick and tufty though some people shave and trim it
i like furry minges, the furrier the better
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Fuck me lads, she had a minge like the Jackson Five in a rugby scrum.
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A human who possesses limitless knowledge and infinite wisdom. His name sends shivers down the spines of all and may only be uttered under the breath of a whisper. His aura alone makes people shit themself.
<kid> Daddy, I want to be like Ming when I grow up and be worshipped by followers.
<dad> Don't be silly no mere mortal can be as godly as the great and merciful Ming.
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Verb, present continuative tense of ming, q.v.
1. smelly
2. ugly
3. drunk, (usu. used in relating last night's events)
4. generally distasteful, Someone who is minging is also a minger, q.v.
This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.
"I went to the pub last night and it was so smokey, my clothes are minging!"
"He's thinks he looks great but he's minging."
"My mate's dog drank a whole bowlful of rum and he was minging!"
"Chuck that kebab out, it's minging!"
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