A Minty is quite simply a statement made by an individual, often an offer of goods or services that is almost immediately retracted.
The origin is unknown as is the benefit to the individual doing the Minty. The backlash is often negative but like the boy who cried wolf, the inevitable is the Minty won't be taken serious
Mr X - Guys and gals, I am nipping out at lunch to buy some fizzy pop and an egg and onion sandwich. Would anyone like something from the coffee shop when I am out.
Office Colleagues - Awesome, flat whites all round.
Mr X - Off that, I am not getting you anything
Office Colleagues - You twat. He has only gone and got us with a Minty
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pedobear drunkard cross dresser
that minty-badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles
to brush your teeth or freshen your breath
Dan is always getting minty before we hang out.
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A devastating move involving drinking mint tea while simultaneously jumping up and down.
If he is up for a fight, I may do the minty bounce on him.
When you use spit as lubrication for your jerk while you are chewing mint gum, which gives you that cool, minty feeling on your dick.
Guy 1: I just had the best minty jerk last night.
Guy 2: Iโm not a fan of minty jerks, they make my dick feel too cold.
pedobear drunkard cross dresser
that minty badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles
An object, person, place, or thing that doesn't serve it's original purpose.
Male 1: "Yo, bro I bought this AriZona Iced tea, and it tastes like Strawberries."
Male 2: "It's not even minty!"