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Something that white trash that paint their faces believe in because they're too stupid to make it past 1st grade level science.
I'm a believer in miracles, fuck those motherfuckin scientists, they're lying and getting me pissed!
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the following list is a list of Miracles, according to Insane Clown Posse:
#Fuckin' Magnets
# Hot Lava
# Giraffes
# Pet cats and dogs
# Mars
# Seeds
#15,000 juggalos
#crows
# Everything you believed in as a kid
# Fuckin' rainbows
# Solar eclipses
# Caterpillar ➞ Butterfly
# Cell phone eating pelicans
# Music that you can't even hold
# The Elements
# Dirt
The following are not:
#Fucking Scientists
#Facts
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
--Insane Clown Posse
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She a good person don't treat her bad she also a funnyperson she'll treat you good don't break her heart and just live her for her❤️❤️
MIRACLE
Something so positively remarkable as to evoke 'ooh's and 'aah's from all listeners.
It was a miracle that the baby was born and the mother survived considering the circumstances.
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Something which has a near-zero chance of happening at any particular time, but thanks to the infinite number of chances, actually happens fairly regularly.
The chance of a cancer patient waking up one day having gone into spontaneous remission is only one in eleventy billion, but it still happens! What a miracle!
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An act of God, the creator and ruler of the universe.
It was a miracle that I was able to calculate the curve of the road when my boss gave me the formula without allowing me the opportunity to write it down.
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