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For anyone who might not be familiar with the term MISHA, it was coined by author Barry Eisler. The term began as a joke. It's an acronym that stands for "the Marital Infidelity Safe Harbour Act". Essentially it`s a list of no more than 5 people whom you have lusted after for so long or so strongly that if the opportunity ever arrose to have a roll in the hay with them, your significant other couldn`t object....They have to give you a pass this one time, because the person in question is on your list.
There are only two rules. 1) No more than 5 on the list at any one time. If you want to add a 6th, you`re gonna have to bump someone else off the list. 2) You can`t put people you actually know on the list. Your wife probably wouldn`t stress out knowing that you lust over Catherine Zeta Jones......She will get upset hearing you say that you lust after your kid`s piano teacher or the cute cashier at the market.
For example my MISHA list might include:
1. Brad Pitt
2. Gerard Butler
3. Terrence Howard
4. Matthew MacFadyen
5. Chris Daughtry
If I felt the need to add, say, Alan Rickman, I would have to boot someone off the existing list since there can be only 5 people max.
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A big black bitch that can suck a 20 inch dick with the balls in my mouth, and make him cum in 2.2. seconds.
Misha is misha, nobody could be misha like misha.
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The slaves and worshipers of American actor and Supernatural star, Misha Collins
Person 1: So are you a Sam girl or a Dean girl?
Person 2: I'm one of Misha's minions
An actor. Plays Castiel on Supernatural. Is known for having eye!sex with co-star Jensen Ackles, who is equally as delicious as Misha. Is also taking over the world with his Minions. Other names are: Tzar, My Liege, Commandant, Swami, Enlightened One, The Oppressor, The Great Confuser, Babysitter, and The Sex.
Minion #1: We must take out the opponents for Misha Collins!
Minion #2: The Sex FTW!!!!!
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• Actor. Baker. Candlestick maker.
• Plays the angel Castiel on Supernatural.
• Is the Queen of the SPN family/fandom.
• Creator of RandomActs.org + GISHWHES (greatest international scavenger hunt the world has ever seen).
• The Overlord.
• Will probably take over the world someday and people would let him.
• King of social media: Twitter, Facebook live + Snapchat poems.
• Drags Donald Trump on Twitter.
• Dislikes Donald Trump.
• Former White House Intern.
• Bible group believes him to be the Anti-Christ.
• Likes to be obeyed. (See Dom!brow)
• Ships Destiel (Dean + Castiel)
• Probably insane.
• Father to future Overlord West Collins and Maison Collins.
• Cooking fast and fresh with West.
• Swears a lot.
• Sarcasm + Irony are his most loyal companions.
• His "minions" are his fans/servants.
• Mishapocalypse.
• Special skills: Bicycle touring, Tibetan throat singing, acting on camera and more.
• Favourite Disney princess: Jensen Ackles.
• Obsession with kale.
• Indian-Russian accent.
• "Where's Misha?" by Rob Benedict, Richard Speight Jr + Louden Swain.
• Will mostly likely still be starring on Supernatural Season 39.
• Bluest eyes to ever blue.
Person: Why are you wearing a pet hair dress?
Minion: The Overlord requested it.
Person: What?
Minion: It's GISHWHES week! Misha Collins rules!
Minion1: Hey, what's up, Assbutt?
Minion2: Not much. Just talked to some other minions how we could get rid of Trump and help Misha on his throne.
Person: What is happening?!
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1. The Sun
2. Plays the angel "Castiel"on Supernatural
3. Half of Cockles
Misha Collins:*walks in the room*
Misha minion: The sun has entered the building
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