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Military - The blood that comes out of a snipers target when he/she is hit. the blood appears pinkish over the distance and the quick burst of blood that comes out makes a misty effect.
I want the pink mist
The sniper got his first pink mist
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A somewhat rare form of marijuana noted for its slightly spicy touch. A common choice among expert growers.
Two hits from that Kali Mist joint and Jessica was staring at her hand for an hour!
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When someone farts on to a cold window and another person licks the condensation.
The priest ate all of Kerry's brown mist.
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When you're banging a dudes wife, and the cuckholded chap cracks a Miller highlife in approval, and the gentle spray serenades your swinging scrotum.
"Cheers brother, enjoy this maid of the mist... and my wife"
When someone takes a particularly stinky dump followed by a steaming hot shower, all with the windows closed and no bathroom fan.
Jacob: “I wouldn’t go in there if I was you...”
Mark: (enters the dense shitty mist that now fills his bathroom) “Jesus Jacob, what is this? Gorillas in the mist? You could have at least opened a window!”
The steam/cloud of smoke released when urinating on an open fire. Some may find pleasure in inhaling said fumes.
(At a camp)
Person 1: Hey, let's put out the flames by peeing on them!
Person 2: Great idea! I'll start
(Person 2 begins to urinate on the fire)
Person 2: OH GOD! This Piss Mist is awesome!
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A person who does not know how to use a razor and as they shave there facial hair they shave their eyebrows off.
Dude in ER: Yo... we got a black mist coming in.
Female Nurse... I'll get some new eyebrows
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