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Mitchell is the bastard son of Zues and is an only child in his mortal family. This guy is a god among men. His awesomeness causes chuck norris to drop to his knees and bow down. Women have Wet Dreams about having a Wet Dream about a day with Mitchell. His Penis is 9 in. exactly but can still please a woman better than a man with a foot long rod. Awesomness pumps through his veins everyday and will turn anything his blood touches into pure energy. Overall
Dude, holy shit, that was Mitchell
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When you forgot what you want to say so you just say "Mitchell"
"I'm drinking a greasy old dirty Mitchell out here!"
"Fuck off Mitchell"
"You fucking mitchell"
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Mitchells are generally strong, intelligent, and sporty people with a uniquely rye sense of humor and a presence that you can feel from across a room.
When they feel like it, they can be really fun and outgoing, but will need time to themselves to find the energy to socialize. (They tend to be the type of person who’s lowkey a popular loner)
They do their best to be thoughtful and conscious of the people around them, but can struggle to empathize and express their emotions to others.
Their greatest weakness is their proclivity to hold pent-up energy and strong emotions deep inside, as when they eventually release (though once in a blue moon) things can get pretty messy.
Their greatest strength is having natural talent in most things. They develop skills as easily as they can crack funny jokes.
They’re pretty decent with women, but could definitely use some practice as they WILL catch feelings 7/10 times for like, literally no reason whatsoever.
9/10 times they’re also tall Mfs with a low ass alcohol tolerance.
Hey look it’s Mitchell - the chill af dude I told you about.
Yea seems nice, but I guarantee he can’t out drink an 8 year old.
Nah, probs not.
Mitchell is an extremely athletic and attractive guy. He's always super loving and sweet and isn't afraid to show you off. He has great hair, a great body, perfect lips, and the prettiest hazel eyes. Mitchell is also extremely funny and always has you laughing. He's loyal and smart and is just all around the best guy you could be with. You're the luckiest girl in the world if you end up with Mitchell.
"Did you see that cute snowboarder over there?"
"Who? Mitchell? Oh yeahhhh I couldn't miss a cute face like that"
;)
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Noun/Verb
A "Mitchell" is an abnormaly large penis (8 to 15 inches long), or a man who has a large penis while everyone thinks he doesn't, or A Berziky
How would you describe your dick?
I guess it could be considered a Mitchell
Wow, that guy is totally a Mitchell
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A cookie thief - typically steals Hershey's Cookies 'n' Cream Chocolate
FBI: OPEN UP WE GOT A MITCHELL IN OUR MIDST!
Karen: HOLY SHIT CALL THE SWAT TEAM!
Ninja: Don't Neg
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Mitchell gets called michael and Michelle alot even though he doesnt like to be called that . Is a sweat at all games and makes every game not fun to play .
Friends: 'ah your such a sweat Mitchell!'
Mitchell: (laughs) ' get shit on '
Friends: 'ah mitchell I'm going off your so fucking annoying'