draining the moat

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Thanks awfully for the cucumber sandwiches my lady but I fear it is now time for draining the moat.

Sorry?

I need to take my corgi for a walk.

Pardon?

It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.

Are you coming on to me?

No my majesty!

Pity.

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Sandbagging the Moat

The building of additional protective infrastructure around a couch fort. Couch forts being predominantly made of pillow and potentially mattresses, thus sandbags would theoretically be made of apple pies. Popularised by the Melbourne Fort Builders Anonymous society.

Andrew: Gee Rach, you've gone to quite a bit of effort with sandbagging the moat of this week's fort

Rachel: You know it, these apple pie sandbags look silly now, but when the Saxons turn up, they ain't gettin anywhere near my Bulls jumper.

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Bloat the Moat

A condition which is associated with the sensation of feeling bloated and miserable, usually brought on through the excess consumption of alcohol and going 'big game hunting'. Effects can vary, though at their most severe, can lead to 'blockages' and 'compaction' for durations of up to several weeks. This condition gained noteriety during the summer of 2008 when MD suffered from a 'moat' for 2 weeks.

Fuck's sake, you boys speak so much crap.... 5 mins later... Ugh, massive bloat the moat.

I couldn't eat another thing.... savage bloat the moat.

Definitely putting on weight. Probably bloat the moat but it could be perma-bloat.... I hope not.

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moat of rice

Thought to have originated in Derby or York, the term is used to describe a particular meal layout where a curry is in the centre of the plate, and encircled by a ring of rice - the moat.

Would you like a moat of rice, or do you want it to one side?

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boner moat

adj - Vagina.

Originated from a spoonerism of Motor Boat when it was mispronounced 'Botor Moat.'

I stormed her boner moat with my sword unsheathed!

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Moat Gator

Like an alligator who wallows half in the mud, with the top half being lighter than the bottom half: A woman whos curtains don't match the carpet, one who bleaches their hair, but not their pubics

Man, that way blonde woman... she's a Moat Gator!!!

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moat head

a moat head is someone who is aggressive kills people and hates the police.

the moat head shot an inocent man dead then caused a stand off with police.

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