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A blogger who is only interested in receiving free products, trips, or publicity by exploiting brands and sponsors in order to gain exposure and drive more traffic to his or her blog (to make money).
Look at Buffy, pimping her latest blog post everywhere for the tenth time today. She's such a monetizing brandwhore.
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A fake Monet is someone, m/f, that is more attractive from far away.
F: When I saw him up close, I realized he was a fake Monet.
When a man cums on a monet's face.
1. After boning Teresa, I gave her a monet shot.
2. The best part of having sex with a monet is the monet shot.
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Monets are players who go from boy to boy breaking everyone's heart. She is a trouble maker who usually skips classes because she is not exactly smart. She always finds a way to get mad at someone and if she's not then she finds someone to be mad at. She is easily angered and is often ver cruel. She can be sarcastic in a mean way but is also quite funny. She thinks the world revolves around her. And even though she is cruel and terrible to be around she attracts a lot people. Overall Monets are horrid bitches who you should stay away from.
"That girl is such a bitch!"
"No even worse, she's a Monet!"
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A friend who is great and fun at a distance, like in another state or on an online networking site like facebook. But not quite as much great fun when up close and personal, like in your every day life, or over for diner with your family.
I have an old friend online whose jokes keep me laughing, and has good advice. But she lives so far away, it seems she'll never get to meet my family! She'll have to be a Monet Friend.
I was so excited to run into an old neighbor until I saw her social networking page. She seems to be hookin these days. She got demoted to Monet Friend and won't be invited for diner anytime soon!!
Like Claude Monet's painting...from afar a Monet Belle looks beautiful, but simple. However, once up close.. you see the multiple layers, colours and inspiration that are built up from within. Monet Belle's often enjoy the ocean, books, films, and company of fairies. Like Claude Monet in painting, Monet Belle's are often quite indecisive.. and have a tendency to be flighty and wishy-washy. This is confusing for those who have not taken the time to fully observe the colours and layers. Monet Belle's live by one rule, All you need is love.
Upon first glance at that Monet Belle I was taken back, but unsure. Now, I am even more unsure.
Someone who's pictures on Myspace make them look attractive but in real life they're fugly!!!
"Dude, this fine ass chic's been blowin me up on Myspace! I hope she ain't a damn Myspace Monet!"
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