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eating the twig and the berrys; blow job where not only the cock is swallowed so is the ball sack; eating the frank and the beans
she suckeed my balls and my dick at the same time, she called it a mongolian overbite
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When a man or woman eats extremely spicy food then waits at least 2 hours (or until they really have to poop) then has their partner take a lo mein noodle and stick it through one nostril and bring it part way out the other so half is hanging out either side reassembling a Mongolian mustache. The partner then takes the noodle hanging from their nose and tickles the others asshole until they shit all over their face. They then let the shit dry and keep the noodle in their nose and wear this as face paint to a social gathering.
"Hey Thomas I really like your face paint you wore to my daughters birthday party!"
"Thanks, Kelly gave me a Mongolian facemask."
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When you put your weiner in between a hot dog bun and add ketchup and mustard. Your girl then enjoys a tasty glizzy.
My girlfriend had a nice Mongolian glizzy last night.
When a man wraps his dick in freshly cooked Mongolian BBQ noodles and spices, and his partner blows him, while slurping the noodles
That bitch last night sure was hungry. She ate up that Mongolian Mummy, and even left room for seconds!
When a mentally retarded person (i.e. a mongoloid) lets their retardation take control and they begin screaming profanities that only other mongoloids can understand. It often activates all other mongoloids in the area and creating a chain reaction of retardation.
Broh do u see dat mongoloid? He's gon go mongolian if someone touches him again.
Mongolian roulette is when you are not sure whether you have to poop or fart, and choose to attempt to fart anyways.
1. I played a dangerous game of Mongolian Roulette on the way home from work, I got so close to losing I had to run into the bathroom
2. Ive been playing Mongolian Roulette for the last half hour and I'm afraid I'm at the last chamber.
Dating back to ancient times when the Liao Dynasty fought the Mongolians, the Mongolians would defame there enemy by performing naked back flips off of high areas to impale the cold rectum of there enemies.
Stacey's body was all limp and cold last night, couldn't resist slamming her with a cheeky Mongolian backflip