To eat ass or pussy out with the same hunger and love as Cookie Monster does for cookies
Sam whispered in Neda's ear during a family dinner party "I wanna Cookie Monster your ass later... Uhm Uhm Uhm"
I ate her ass out while making the "uhm uhm uhm" noise and she called me Cookie Monster.
I Cookie Monster-ed her pussy
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Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.
I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.
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"Yeah she's cute, but her shit stinks."
"What? How do you know?"
"I gave her a Cookie Monster last night"
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a cookie moster is a person who smokes crack cocaine
Fred turns into a cookie monster when he has any money to spend.
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When you take a fat hit from a bong filled with milk and inhale the smoke through a cookie in your mouth
Bro I went to Haley's house and did a fat cookie monster
The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.
Am I cookie monstering in this bikini top?
on a college campus, one who invites members of the opposite sex into his or her (usually her) dorm for sexual favors. When caught by an RA, the person will say they were eating cookies as an excuse.
That slut was such a cookie-monster.
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