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An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.
Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.
Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.
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every day on july you can be homophobic for 1 month . and the best part is that the gays can't cancel you
Dude 1 : yo its july , lets be extra homophobic for "be homophobic month"!
Dude 2 : lets do it
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The time when a women has her period.
"God is she bitchy tonight. It must be that time of the month"
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Used to be a great place for LQBTQ+ community, but now its just a place where companies will make money out of it
Also has homophobic people begging for a straight pride month
Gay person: its finally pride month"
Companies: "oh i almost forgot here is a rainbow colored hotdog"
Random straight person on the internet: "where is straight pride month"
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a period of time that has been going on for 5 years and is probably going to go on forever.
friend 1: one direction broke up, right?
directioner: OF COURSE NOT! THEY'RE JUST ON AN 18 MONTHS HIATUS.
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the period from Thanksgiving through New Year's Eve, where anything you do has to be to the fullest and no rules apply. Eat, drink and be merry daily, and worry about your liver, your bulging waistline, and your job and other commitments in the remaining dark days of winter.
As an added bonus, living so excessively in this time period gives you the perfect New Year's resolution - just stop being so irresponsible!
Johnny: I went out until 3am Tuesday night, slept through two meetings, came to work at 2pm and left at 5pm for happy hour, where I ate the entire appetizer sampler platter for 4 by myself.
Chris: Aren't you worried about your job? Or your health?
Johnny: Month of excess!!
An expression used by people who have owned a Nintendo 64 in their youth and understand the importance it played in their life. It is used in situations for the receiver of a conversation to assume the worst consequence that the speaker went through.
Literal::
1: I once threw a bucket of paint at my mom.
2: What she do?
1: No Nintendo for a month.
Other:
1: My wife walked in on me with a half naked chick.
2: Really? Did she kick your ass?
1: No Nintendo for a month.