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A game I still can't beat because of that bitch Sonya character!
Sub Zero : *Does Freeze thing*
Sonya: *Kicks in nads*
Sub Zero: *Jump kicks*
Sonya: *Air nads kick*
Sub Zero: "Sheeeiiit"
Sonya: *Kicks Sub Zero face*
Sub Zero: *Grabs sonya by the collar*
Sonya: *Sonyas shirt falls off*
Sub Zero: "AHH JESUS GAME OVER!!!"
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An Awesome Mortal Kombat Game That You Can Pretty Much Be Every Character in the Mortal Kombat Series
Hell Yea! I Beat Blaze In Mortal Kombat Armageddon
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A rare incident where the midwife must reach in and pull out the baby.
We thought a c section was too dangerous and painful, so we decided to do a Mortal Kombat Birth.
Before starting sex play the Mortal Kombat them song. Text a friend and inform them they will need to do thier part in 15 minutes. Proceed to begin oral sex. (This was originally planned for 2 girls, but I'm sure it will work with a guy and girl also) After 15 minutes you should be agressively performing oral sex. This is the point where your friend should call. Answer the phone and place it on speaker. Your friend should then yell "FINISH HER". Proceed to finish her with a fatality of your choice.
Extra points if she's on her period and "finishing her" causes blood to splatter
Your mom wasn't really feelin it last night until I pulled The Mortal Kombat Finisher. Now she's in love with me.
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A message board for the upmost Elite hardcore Mortal Kombat Fans. Run by the Administrator, Emperor Sub_Zero, this message board has been around for quite some time.
When it first started, it was a simple gamers.com message board. It then expanded into a website which was taken down and intergrated with the message board due to bandwidth problems. It now has 9 sections for people to post and other misc. things. This message board is what some would call a second home in the MK message board world.
What makes the MK Hideout so strong you may ask? It is because of the hard work and determination that the admin's and moderator's do. Not only are there Admin's and Mod's, but there are also the "Temple Guards." The Temple guards watch out and determine the "Newbs" from the "Noobs".
The hideout also keeps itself strong by making sure that everyone there has a high knowledge of Mortal Kombat.
Some who have been banned from the message board may see this and give it a thumbs down. But do not let that worry you.
Hey, I found this new Mortal Kombat Message Board, its called The Mortal Kombat Hideout.
Emperor Sub_Zero is so cool.
Mkkinglogans is also a cool person at the hideout.
Raiden Bobalay, RageOfScorpion, QuanMan, MadCat, FatalTragedy, Disturbed Fatalist, and MKMaster are definitely some cool members, they are nice and do not feed you bullshit comments about your work.
Some people take the critique negatively and spam the message board.
MKHIDEOUT IS T3h ROXZORZ!!!!11onetwothree
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A forum with no moderation and lots of noobs. Each day, there is a flame war and the majority of the members have the inteligence of an 11-year-old who drinks paint.
n00b666- i found motaro in mkd no lie
fatalkombat- stfu idiot
Thus the flame war begins...
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The Mortal Kombat Temple, the greatest Mortal Kombat site in existence.
The empire that would become The Mortal Kombat Temple started back in 1999 on a simple gamers board, compiled with nothing but a few members who shared a passion for the same game. Soon it would blossom into the exellence that we see today; The Mortal Kombat Temple.
Emperor_Sub-Zero, the founder of The Temple, is most likely the official die hard fan of the Mortal Kombat series. At age 20, he has collected each MK arcade machine, every version of each game, the majority of original action figures, komics, official MK weaponry, films, and just about anything you can think of relating to the Kombat world. His vision for his favorite game was put into motion not too much longer after Gamers Board, and he began work on the mighty Temple itself...
Finally, around 2001, The Mortal Kombat temple received it's own domain. With pages and pages of information, it was and still is the greatest Mortal Kombat library you will ever come across, anywhere. It seemed as though Emperor_Sub-Zero was at the top of un-official MK fan-dom, so what else could make his already perfect site even better? The answer: The Mortal Kombat Hideout.
Emperor_Sub-Zero, who was sick of insufficient forums, soon began work on The Temple's official forum; The Mortal Kombat Hideout. The Hideout was a place for Mortal Kombat veterans alike to come and chat and share stories and artwork, something not seen outside of official MK sites. And, members would soon grow into an enourmous family that to this day consists of the best group of friends to be found anywhere in the MK universe.
Clans were soon formed, as groups of people decided to ban together for a secondary cause on The Hideout. Artwork, stories, or just getting up to date information on the next MK game were quite common. Some clans would remain through the thick and thin times, others would soon fade into obscurity and become destroyed due to in-activity.
While staff became somewhat shaky in recent times, it was reverted to near perfection, just as it was when The Hideout began. The Staff for The Mortal Kombat Temple is as follows:
~Temple Elders~
Emperor_Sub-Zero
MadCat
QuanMan
~Shadow Priest~
Lin Kuei Assassin
~Portal Masters~
CorrezZio
Disturbed-Fatalist
~Clan Leaders~
The Purgatory: Lin Kuei Assassin
Eternal Flames: mkkinglogans
Tainted Souls: mk_master
After over five solid years, The Temple stands strong to this day. Soon, The Hideout would become so popular among fans, that Emperor_Sub-Zero decided it would be best to close The Temple and merge the site with the The Hideout in early 2005. This decision upset many people, but in the end it was well worth the efforts. The Hideout now keeps an official library of documents relating to Mortal Kombat. From move lists to secret codes, it's all there.
The Mortal Kombat Temple Kommunity remains one of, if not the strongest Mortal Kombat Kommunities to this day. For more information visit The Temple itself at www.mkhideout.com
All material relating to The Mortal Kombat Temple is copyright to Emperor_Sub-Zero.
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