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When a white person is hanging out with any amount of black people and drops the word nigga. They immediately stiffen up and stay as still as possible in the hopes that the black people won't recognize they said the word nigga.
Some random white dude says nigga to a bunch of black guys, then the nigga mortis occurs.
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An insanely good metal band from Canada. They incorporate folk music, violins and a large helping of badass into their music.
I listened to their cd for 2 weeks straight, then put some other music on because I didn't want to overdo it... 10 seconds in I put profugus mortis back on because the other stuff just didn't cut it.
Corpse-like dependency on the welfare system
JaQuon was a 3rd-generation welfare recipient, whose lack of contibution as a gainfully-employed member of society placed him in a state of nigor mortis.
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when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)
when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in
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a show that only the smartest of intellectuals can watch you must have an iq of at least 2000 to watch this
hello fellow rick and morty fan i will now place my ass on this couch and focus my eyes on the tetevision so i can observe this show called rick and morty
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The new Bart Simpson. He is Rick Sanchez's anxious grandson.
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Mother of Death - In the film Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013), during a seance scene, the question "What does she want?" is asked. Fifteen dice (with letters on each side) are then rolled out on to a table. The dice spring to life and spell out "mater mortis" - Latin for "mother of death."
mater mortis mother death insidious ghost evil seance
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