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Someone who gets around. Like a Mosquito they don't care who it is, they'll get inside you, and suck you.
"That girl is such a mosquito"
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A flying insect in which the females are hellishly annoying in the summer.
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A unique and fun way of manipulating the male genitalia in order to create a near-perfect representation of a mosquito.
The owner lays on his back with his legs above his head, so that his penis and testicles dangle toward his face. The genitals should take the form of a mosquito (the eyes are the balls and the singer is the shaft).
"Guys, lets all do The Mosquito!"
"I was messing around yesterday and I happened to notice that my junk looks exactly like a mosquito. I call it The Mosquito."
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Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL!
Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL! musquitos drink your blood and lay eggs with it. they leave a bump with a type of blood-thinning luiquid.
Person 1: dammit! I was bitten my a musquito again.. they are so irritating!
person 2: same. They are the WORST! i'd rather DIE than get bitten by those AIR RATS! they are all sent from hell!
Pwerson 1: dude, is everything alright at home?
Is not the most irratating insect in the world but the most annoying thing in the world
Been jumping on my bed killing mosquitoes
To eat a girl out when she's on her period.
To suck out the blood when a girl is on her period.
"Dude, I totally mosquitoed that chick the other day. I sucked her dry."
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When you take a hold of the male genitals, twist them round so that the testicles are above the penis, making the genitals look like a mosquito.
Guy#1: "The girl I was with last night gave me a mosquito before she blew me."
Guy#2: "I wish my wife would be a little more gentle with me when she did it."
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